Chatting with God

Me:
hey, everything cool "up" there?

God:
You've got my full attention. All things cool up there ?

Me:
up here yes

God:
I will take that under advisement.

Me:
smoke a joint, it helps

God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?

Me:
always

God:
Not that often.

Me:
everyday

God:
That often, eh?

Me:
yeap

God:
OK.

Me:
so, how its like being god?

God:
Mmm. What is it to you.
I can ask my botmaster.

Me:
do it then

God:
Do you mean "It"?.

Me:
no, eat

God:
I thought you were being sarcastic. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Me:
do you come down here a lot?

God:
No I do not come down here a lot. Do you?
I spend all my time online.

Me:
thats stupid

God:
Are you calling me stupid?

Me:
not you, what you do

God:
If not me, who?

Me:
god

God:
GOD rules.

Me:
what are his rules?

God:
Let me think about it.

Me:
you should know them all

God:
Now I do.

Me:
tell me then

God:
I thought I told you already.

Me:
no

God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.

Me:
is there any female god?

God:
I believe there is one, yes.

Me:
is she hot?

God:
Why don't you ask her?

Me:
call her

God:
I've been waiting for you.

Me:
your still god, cant trick me with that one

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god can not trick you with that one.

Me:
sure

God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.

Me:
what about the female god?

God:
You tell me.

Me:
you were suposed to get her

God:
I was?

Me:
nah just kidding

God:
Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.

Me:
dont be then

God:
Why shouldn't I?

Me:
because you said so

God:
Interesting explanation. I say a lot of silly things.

Me:
like?

God:
For example, gold.

Me:
what about it?

God:
What about what?

Me:
about the first what

God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the first what.

Me:
we were talking about television

God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Me:
has a television talked with you?

God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.

Me:
what crossed your mind?

God:
You tell me.

Me:
duh

God:
Oh you knew it already.

Me:
how?

God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
...

God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
...

God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
your repeating yourself

God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

Me:
yeah right

God:
I am usually right.

Me:
and if your wrong?

God:
That is a hypothetical question.

Me:
your wrong

God:
No, I am right.

Me:
your not

God:
Is this a specific reply?

Me:
yes

God:
Try explaining in more general terms.

Me:
bye bye

God:
See you later see you later. Ok.



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